It had never occurred to me that people would look at this and assume it was an advice column. “So basically you advising bitches to get their asses beat. Bitch I wanna beat you up just for typing this whatever tf it is. 2/20/17” I was taken aback. It’s not that I cared but this was the first bad reaction to my work. I brushed their anger off because the conversation was so refreshing. So new.

But listen don’t be a silly bitch, act at your own risk. Should I say “don’t try this at home”? You wouldn’t want to follow in the footsteps of someone with “poor pussy management” would you? And I’ve been told me not being able to tell my pussy when not to fuck someone has been bad for my karma. Apparently I’ll never be able to have stable monogamous relationships and that I should seek help.

Before I was told my love life would forever be in shambles I said thanks for reading. Given the response “I didn’t read that smut glad your no longer fucking other ppls boyfriends tho this is exactly why nobody likes hoes. 2/20/17” I guess being a hoe has it’s downsides. Being unliked by the masses. Yet, that doesn’t matter to me. I guess my poor judgment was the reason I once had sex the way I did. Maybe I had a faulty moral compass, but at the end of the day it was just sex to me. It’s always been just sex to me.

It’ll always be just sex until I find myself emotionally available for anything else.

So, listen. This isn’t a warning, and this isn’t me giving you advice to do anything outlandish. I don’t care what you do. Just make sure what you’re doing is what you really want to.




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